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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

To Ba-Ding or Not To Ba-Ding

You ask, "is he a man or not?"
Well, here's a little trick: carry something heavy; if the man you're with asks to help you out, say you can manage. If he insists, he's definitely one. He wouldn't be able to resist.
If he doesn't insist, he may be:
(a) gay - best friends or not, gays tend to see women as competition (live and let live)
(b) bad breeding - poor mama ain't too proud
(c) both

That, or you're already married to him.(tsk tsk tsk)

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